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About Cosmic_Rider

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  1. chat room topic

    Hi everyone hp and i are in there now How about tomorrow night? Friday chat night :thumbsupmate:
  2. New Flight SIM Game

    Hi all Just got 100.081m for the paper plane.:Chessy_Smile: Regards Peter.
  3. Astro jokes

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: LMAO Peter.
  4. Congratulations Ray.:welldone: Regards peter.
  5. Astro jokes

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Very Funny.:thumbsupmate: Regards Peter.
  6. Tonights effort....

    Hi Tony. Well Done, Great images. :thumbsupmate: Regards Peter.
  7. Newsletter

    Hello Dave Great read, love the scope. Regards Peter.
  8. first go at Jupiter

    Great images guys.:cool!: Regards Peter.
  9. Space Walk Live on NASA TV

    Thanks for the link Ray. Regards Peter.
  10. First attempt with NexImage/Registax

    That is very :cool!: Scorpius. Regards Peter.
  11. Moon & Jupiter

  12. Astronomy Quiz

    Howdy I know the moons of pluto are, Charon, Hydra and Nix, so the answer is Daphnis, so do i get half a point? Regards Peter
  13. New Feature - Sky At Night TV

    Howdy That is so cool. I don't know any other forums that have cool features like this, I know what i will be watching tonight and it wont be tv. Many Thanks Peter
  14. Hi orion That's going to be one :cool!: telescope.
  15. Astro jokes

    Howdy All Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself "She'll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up his beloved baked beans, and shortly after, that they got married. It was his birthday a few months later and, on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, the man called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk, he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he 'putt-putted'. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms awhile, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue-ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and, a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin. When he heard his wife saying goodbye (indicating the end of his loneliness, and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.