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  1. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to LJF Happy birhday to you HIP HIP HOORAY Medusa
  2. A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed." As a boat is about to sink, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this ship who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: "Here, iron this!".
  3. Thanks for the replys guys. Always wondered if it would look as beautiful. I have read that stars in the nucleus of the Milky Way galaxy are closer together than they are "out here" in the spiral arms. (1) Is this true? (2) If so, would it be theoretically possible to have a planet with brighter nights than ours due to relatively nearby stars? (3) Also, would such a planet be subject to a higher level of radiation due to the nearby stars? I know that not much is known about stars all the way over there in the nucleus, but these are only theoretical questions that need only theoretical answers. Medusa
  4. I have been following the photos taken on Mars by rovers and of Saturn from the Cassini satellite, and they are gorgeous and quite bright and colorful. However, if we were to send a manned mission to Mars, Jupiter or Saturn, would an astronaut looking out the window see these objects just as vibrantly? Is the difference in available light because of the increased distance from the sun negligible to the naked eye, or is the clarity of these photos not quite what we would see with our own eyes? Medusa
  5. Four seasons in one day

    Is that snow in the first one ? Medusa
  6. The Schwarzschild radius ? Medusa
  7. I thought these were soooo funny. A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." ........................................................................... These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very slowly replied, "I.. w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d...." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more, that's great." The answer comes, "Y..e..s, ..I w..e..n..t t..o a.. d..o..c..t..o..r ..a..n..d ..h..e ..t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I.. ..s..p..e..a..k ..s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l ..n..o..t ..s..t..u..t..t..e..r....." The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married. "W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n ..h..e..r ..p..o..r..c..h a..n..d ..t..h..e ..d..o..g ..w..a..s ..s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d, I ..t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..a..n d..o.. ...t..h..a..t... ...f..o..r ...m..e A..n..d t..h..e..n.... s..h..e s..l..a..p..p..e..d....m..e a..n..d... t..h..r..e..w t..h..e ..r..i..n..g o..n... m..y ..f..a..c..e." "Why should she do that? wasn't she a romantic type?" asks the first friend. "W..e..l..l, S..h..e w..a..s..! B..U..T.. ..I ..s..p..e..a..k ..s..o ..s..l..o..w..l..y ..t..h..a..t, ..b..y ..t..h..e ..t..i..m..e ..s..h..e ..l..o..o..k..e..d ..a..t t..h..e ..d..o..g,....h..e ..w..a..s ..p...e...e...i..n..g ..o..n ..a.. ..p..o..l..e!" Medusa
  8. Anyone Here Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello! We're down here..." Medusa
  9. Well that would depend on how much money you have to spend, Im guessing aperture would be one of the first things to look for when purchasing a scope, So i will say (3) aperture Medusa
  10. Hi Gerry & Welcome. Medusa
  11. Lagoon Nebula

    WellDone, I love it. Medusa
  12. First Photo

    Thats really beautiful Draig. Medusa
  13. Thats very beautiful, Thankyou scorpius Medusa
  14. Thanks orion, When are you hoping to have yours built ? Medusa
  15. Hubble Again - Deepish Field

    Very fascinating, Unfortunately i will never know what they will look like i won't be alive then. :crying23: Medusa
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