The Best Doctor

[Radar]

I thought this email was pretty funny.


HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
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>>Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
>>true?
>>
>>A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't
>>waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up
>>your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can
>>extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?

>>Take a nap.
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>>Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
>>
>>A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay
>>and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more
>>than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
>>Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass
>>(green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your
>>recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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>>Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
>>
>>A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
>>that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
>>more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms

>>up!
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>>Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
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>>A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to
>>one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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>>Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
>>exercise program?
>>
>>A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No
>>Pain...Good!
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>>Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
>>
>>A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable
>>oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more
>>vegetables be bad for you?
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>>Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
>>middle?
>>
>>A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You
>>should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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>>Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
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>>A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best
>>feel-good food around!!
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>>Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
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>>A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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>>Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
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>>A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
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>>Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
>>about food and diets.
>>
>>And remember:
>>"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
>>arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather
>>to skid in sideways - Alcohol in one hand - chocolate in the other -
>>body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO,
>>What a Ride!"

[madzdaname]

haha thats funny and probably true to! XD

[Tenacious Del]

yeah and my vodka and orange is classified as one serve of fruit.

wouldn't it be nice if things were like this.:crazy:

[CanisMajorTom]

lol nice one mate.

[little legs]

So the big fat lump of steak with chips followed by 2 chocolate bars washed down with gin n lime was better for me than going to the gym!?:blink: .........LOL Very good:lmao:

[LJF]

ROLF!!!:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

thats funny!

*thoughtfully*Reminds me of me.:hmm: I don't remember writing this.

:eek: It must have been my good twin!!